A Lady's Dreadful Blooper In Church

This is a true story told to me by my cousin, who's friend is a pastor. This happened at their friend's church.

The pastor pioneered a Pentecostal church in a old vacant Catholic church.

The church still had somewhat the original look to it like the slanted pews for example.

A rather very large lady attended the church. She sadly had much difficulty keeping her dress below her rather dragging belly that hung below her dress. (All do respect, no offense or insult intended)

One memorable service she stood up ( remember the pews were slanted theater style). Being self-conscious of her belly shining she begin tugging at her dress.

Looking down below she saw what she thought was her flesh still showing, but instead it was the seated balled headed man in front of her. Thinking quick she picked up her dress and put it over the poor guys head.

I will let you imagine the result of such a horribly hilarious mistake. I wonder what went through that fellows mind who was suddenly trapped in the darkness, sinking into squishy fluff. All the while the church probably rolling in the floor in laughter. All I can say is that guy will think twice before he decides to sit on another service, he probably volunteered to be the sound man or the choir leader.